April 2007


Sometimes, I hate pastors. Okay, that’s maybe a little bit harsh. I am a pastor, and in my work, I’ve met some of the most brilliant, humble and spiritual people. I’ve been introduced to colleagues who can create an atmosphere of hope, speak about faith matters in both plain and profound terms, and give a good name to the profession and their church, all the while going through very trying and stressful situations. I know lots of great priests and pastors. However, none of them get interviewed on the radio.

The archbishop of Canterburry, Rowan Williams, visited Canada recently, and his visit got people talking about the Anglican church in Canada’s response to the issue of homosexuality. With hot button issues like this, people are always on edge. Many people on either side of the debate seem to be very easily set off. While it is annoying to hear people at either extreme of the debate rant about how wrong the other side is, and the personal attacks that go with it, it is equally annoying to hear them empowered by stupid comments that start these arguments. By this point in the debate, don’t we know the obvious arguments people on the other side will make?

Personally, I feel that both absolute inclusion and absolute exclusion are insufficient responses for the institutional church. I believe that people on both sides of the debate are well-meaning, devoted people. It is easy for the pro-inclusion crowd to sound reasonable, especially on our left-leaning radio stations. While their statements may sound rational and intellectual the regular audience, I cringe. Not because I disagree with them (sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t), but because these pastors make irresponsible statements about the Bible. Pastors and others need to remember that when they are speaking about the Bible on the radio or TV, their audience includes Biblical literalists as well as the general public.

I expect people who write letters to the editor to speak recklessly, but it really ticks me off when pastors take the argument down unnecessary and predictable paths. If a pastor wants to talk about ethics or congregational life, that’s fine, they can say what they want, but speaking about the Bible carries with it a greater sense of responsibility. Many try so hard to avoid making it sound like a collection of fairy tales that they make it sound merely like a random collection of writings from archaic times. The other extreme is claim absolute understanding of God and the world because of one’s seemingly flawless interpretation of scriptures that were handed down by God on stone tablets in King James Version English.

On this particular radio program, a pastor said something like “the Bible was written by men in a different time who didn’t have the knowledge that we have now.” That may work as a intellectual statement, but in a theologically loaded debate, nothing could be stupider. It affirms for the opponents of Christianity that the Bible isn’t worth reading, let alone modeling one’s life after, and it affirms to the biblical literalists that the pro-inclusionists don’t take the Bible seriously. With that statement, he made himself, as a pastor, irrelevant to both sides; he is written off by one side for not being religious enough, and is written off by the other side for being religious at all.

It may not be easy to engage the text as a sacred document while sounding rational to a liberal audience, but that is what is required. If the “left” keeps making statements that imply infallibility of scripture, the “right” will keeping making the same arguments, and the discussion gets nowhere. This isn’t a matter of pandering to the annoying repetitive side, it’s a matter of neither side engaging the other, and it’s irresponsible.

The NHL playoffs began tonight. As a fan of the Ottawa Senators, I have begun my ritual preparations. Of course only two teams will make it to the finals. For many people, namely fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs, this is a time when they must choose a new team to cheer for, since their own has missed the playoffs. When my team gets eliminated, which has happened every year, I then become a fan of good hockey. Until then, I will do what I can to help my team win. Rob recorded his own playoff ritual in 2004, and there are many other types of playoff rituals, but I have a new one this year. Sure I have a jersey that I can wear, and my Senators flag and license plate adorn my car, but I have a new item this time around.

Last year, Ana was preparing for a new knitting project, so she asked me what sort of sweater I would like. The last time the Ottawa Senators won the Stanley Cup, their goalie was the legendary Clint Benedict. While some fans like to go retro and wear older versions of their favourite team’s jersey, I wanted an even older style hockey jersey. I did a Google Image Search for Clint Benedict and printed her off a copy of what I found, and she did her handiwork.

Both of us were quite pleased with the end result. I’ve worn it all over the place, I’ve even played hockey with it on. When I wore this sweater during the fall and winter, she was thrilled, partly because she thought I looked good in it, and partly because it meant that I had appreciated her work. Now when I wear it in a bid to help out my team, she is a little embarrassed at how big a nerd she married. However, just like my Sens in previous years, she can’t win them all.

We are excited to announce that preparations for our musical, The Shadows of Grossmunster, are well under way. With a month of rehearsals under our belt, seeing our script and music come to life through a wonderful and talented group of cast members is truly a dream come true.

Having said that, we should let you know that tickets are selling fast! In fact, tickets for the first two nights, May 11th and 12th, are already sold out! Tickets are also selling for the second weekend, just at a slightly slower rate. Due to the high demand for the first weekend, we have added a 6th show, for May 13th @ 7:30pm.

We are honoured to have heard from many of you, saying that you would like to come! However, if you want to see our show, we strongly suggest you order tickets through us or pick them up at a Mennonite Savings and Credit Union soon, especially if you are bringing a group and want to ensure you have enough tickets for the same night.

Also, we commissioned Ana’s mother (Jan Fretz), a professional artist, to make a painting dedicated to our musical, and she has made a breathtakingly beautiful photo extension painting of the Grossmunster church, a copy of which we will be raffling off at the show. The original will be displayed at her gallery, called Fleur de Soleil, in the silos at St. Jacobs.

For more information about what’s going on, visit our website http://www.grossmunster.com